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Oscar Wilde Says: (Aug 6th 2008, 5:39AM)
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That is it. That is just it. You have fucked with the wrong bitch, love. You are going down. If I did not happen to be so far away, I would be dropkicking your face. I'm a good boy, most of the time, it's true, but you dabble in the business of one of my comrades and a transformation occurs. Oscar-dear leaves the curls and velvet behind to don a pair of jackboots and brass knuckles. You TOUCH Aubrey again and I will have your head above the fireplace in my den; your blood will go wonderfully with the flocked wallpaper and Persian rugs. I am past intellectual banter and am screaming full-force into the realm of beastly fisticuffs. Come sir and try me. I dare you. I would be running for my life if I was in your little shoes, sweetie. There's a reason we're called the Fighting Irish, honey-bunch, and it isn't because of our famed marital spats. I'm a good bit heavier and taller than you are; my fist is bigger than the entirety of your dense cranium.

I hope you can feel the spit from my mouth emanating from the computer screen as you read each syllable. Enjoy the shower.

-Oscar Fingal Wilde
Oscar Wilde Says: (Aug 5th 2008, 8:51AM)
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From a man you probably think is worst:
Look to me! I'm fucking first!


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